Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Kat is not a cat
Kat has bloodshot eyes here
Kat stayed up all night partying
She luves the clubs
Thats why she has bloodshot eyes
Actually, she just stayed up all night preparing for chomun
Also Kat & yours truly rocked harvard in 2006
Morgan is Smiles
Morgan also directs plays!
Read about it here: http://www.chicagomaroon.com/2009/2/20/strong-acting-new-setting-take-uts-tartuffe-to-the-top
She also apparently likes french things
They call those people francophiles
It is MULES!
She used to be on secretariat
Then she forsook us
Now she just complains about how she isn't photogenic
Everyone tells her to quit whining
This is all very postmodern
I don't even know what that means
Allen, lover of Ichiro and Griffey
He likes the Mariners
Thus, he hates the Yankees
Therefore he is a very good man
Sam the Man
Who? Sam
Sam I am.
To bad he isn't eating green eggs and ham
Also, he could kill you, but he is from California, so he won't (They don't pull that sort of crap down there)
Han_Admin_Chomun
Who? Han
What does she do? Complain when Sharat screwed up the badges.
Kryptonite: Schools that claim to have "paid" for conference
Sharat, the Oregonian
Who: Sharat, tyrant of operations
What does that mean?: We don't fully know, but he secretly runs your life and not so secretly takes photos of you. That means YOU.
This is not a picture of him at ChoMUN: well, duh.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Elizabeth the francophile
Who: Tyrant of the committees, Elizabeth.
What does that mean? Well, if there are any typos in the background guides - it is her fault.
Fatal Flaw: Mice and chocolate. Oh, also people with the last name Robespierre.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Amanda - Tyrant of the Staff
We now are on our second entry about ChoMUN secretariat.
Today we meet Amanda, she seems nice enough at first sight. But that is just a facade.
She could possibly eat your heart out. But don't worry, that happens only to people who make her angry.
Fatal flaw: Politically connected people, failing that - people named Kennedy. Also headbands, preferably bought from CVS.
Partner in Crime #1
This guy is apparently charge of all money things related and Chinese buns.
His name is Blake and if you need to beg someone for some of ChoMUN's meager resources, you should lick his shoes.
Fatal Flaw: polo shirts












